Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Place 20 Oreos into a sealed zip-lock bag and crush them with a rolling pin until they form fine, even crumbs with no large pieces remaining.
- Pour the crumbs into a 9x13 inch baking dish and press them firmly and evenly across the entire bottom using the flat base of a measuring cup, then refrigerate the crumb base for 15 minutes while you prepare the other layers.
- Pour 2 cups of cold whole milk into a medium bowl, add the instant chocolate pudding mix, and whisk vigorously for 2 full minutes until the mixture thickens and no dry powder streaks remain.
- Let the pudding sit undisturbed for 3 minutes to set to a soft, spoonable consistency before combining it with the cream cheese mixture.
- Beat the fully softened cream cheese, softened butter, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract together in a large bowl using a hand mixer on medium speed until completely smooth and lump-free, about 2 minutes.
- Add the prepared chocolate pudding into the cream cheese mixture one large spoonful at a time, folding gently with a rubber spatula rather than beating, until the two are fully combined with an even chocolate color throughout.
- Fold the thawed whipped topping into the combined mixture using slow, wide sweeping motions from the bottom of the bowl upward until no white streaks remain and the texture resembles a thick chocolate mousse.
- Remove the chilled crumb base from the refrigerator and spread the chocolate cream cheese mixture evenly over the top, reaching all four corners and smoothing the surface with the back of a spatula.
- Scatter the roughly broken Oreo pieces generously across the entire surface, pressing them very lightly into the top so they stay anchored when the dessert is sliced and served.
- Cover the dish tightly with plastic wrap without pressing it against the topping surface and refrigerate for a minimum of 4 hours or overnight before slicing into squares with a clean, sharp knife wiped between each cut.
Notes
Always bring cream cheese to full room temperature before mixing to avoid lumps in the chocolate layer. Set the dish for a minimum of 4 hours, though overnight produces the cleanest slices. Add the Oreo topping no more than 2 hours before serving to keep some crunch in the pieces.
